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Most Emailed Photos - 12/24/2003 by Mort
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What would happen if santa got arrested for burglary?

Would the little boys and girls, fast asleep in bed get any presents at all?

Would Mrs. Santa and Rudolph finally succumb to their base animal instincts?
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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