The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

There have been 32 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:59	Caption #973
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:58	Caption #-19
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:57	Caption #447
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:55	Caption #8
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:54	Caption #142
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:51	Caption #647
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:50	Caption #486
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:47	Caption #107
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:46	Caption #444
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:45	Caption #754
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:42	Caption #521
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:40	Caption #924
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:37	Caption #732
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:36	Caption #673
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:34	Caption #15
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:32	Caption #706
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:31	Caption #744
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:30	Caption #737
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:29	Caption #450
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:28	Caption #133
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:26	Caption #423
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:23	Caption #10
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:22	Caption #67
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:21	Caption #559
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:19	Caption #390
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:18	Caption #373
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:17	Main Page
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:16	Main Page
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:15	Caption #296
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:13	Caption #487
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:12	Caption #185
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:27:11	Caption #772