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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/07/2005

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My mom says the dentist violated her pussy...

I told her to shut the fuck up because I was watching COPS and that she should get me a beer.

Turns out she had x-ray evidence this time...now we are waiting for our fat settlement check.

(AFP)

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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