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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/02/2005 by mypalmike
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For the first time ever today, the San Diego Zoo announced a basketball player successfully gave birth in captivity. After emerging from the womb, the calf got a rebound and scored a lay-up before her proud mother chewed off the umbilical cord.
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Meanwhile, a pair of researchers discovered that massage techniques have the same relaxing effect on fish as it does people. The fish have to pay a little extra for full massage with release, shown here.

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PETA, or People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals unsuprisingly staged a "naked women" protest in response to the events.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<01001010> You've got my vote! "chewed off the umbilical cord.." he he he..
<Lauren> The first caption is so overwhelmingly good, I almost forgot to read the next two...

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