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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/29/2004 by 3Suns
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Samantha...

You can have your pussy back.

I don't think I'll be needing it anymore.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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