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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/05/2005 by Fu Manchu
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First, saw the tail off a large fish.

Then, amputate the upper body of a fair damsel.

Superglue both parts together and you have a mermaid!

NEXT WEEK: How to make Sea Monkeys.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> I always wondered where my uncle's mermaid came from.
<Ashberg> Sea monkeys stole my wallet.

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