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Most Emailed Photos - 08/04/2004

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"Daddy! Whats all this about the 'birds and bees'?"

"Well son, uuummm, uuuhhh you see, a moth dips his beak in a flower and .... uh its like a hummingbird ..and. urrrr..I love your mother very much....hmmmm..."

"Jesus f*cking Christ dad! I thought it was all about gettin' with some fly honey's and waxing that ass! What the f*ck is all that sh*t about moths and hummingbirds and sh*t?"

"THAT'S ABOUT ENOUGH, YOUNG MAN! No more HBO for you! You are only allowed to watch "The Planet's Funniest Animals" from now on!"

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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