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Most Emailed Photos - 07/07/2004 by Agent Kumi
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Lil was slapped into a block of fast drying concrete. Hearing my own muffled sob he/she/it flexed his/her/its fingers to indicate that he/she/it was still alive.

"Now, Agent Kumi, you will tell me what I want to know or I'll let my bodybuilding bull dyke fembots have their wicked ways with you." That traitorous guyP purred at me.

Sadly, he didn't realize just how pissed I was.

"Bring it on." I growled, shaking free from the guards holding me.

Mastermind guyP was looking somewhat sheepish as I stood over the fallen fembots, my new whip crackling warningly.

"D*mn, I forget you took that course on dominatrixing at the community college." guyP groan, burying his face in his hands.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Its too bad for Kumi that I've still got my robotic sharks with laser guns circling her as we speak!
<Agent Kumi> Oh, dear, how will I escape?

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