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Most Emailed Photos - 04/08/2004 by Jmofwiw
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Misdirection: An Analysis of Methods

The little gold heart was meant to distract attention away from her bloody, veined eyes.

But it didn't work.

The cute fuzzy ears were supposed to distract attention away from the leathery wings and glowing orange eyes.

But it didn't work.

The penguin in the Sahara was supposed to distract attention away from the unberable, hellish heat.

It worked until the penguin died.

(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Axolotl> I always like a good punchline!
<mypalmike> 
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<Lauren> Nice

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