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Most Emailed Photos - 03/25/2004 by Regnad Kcin
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The dame in the knockout duds turned her muff in my direction. "See this pussy?" she asked, flicking ash on my Persian carpet. "This pussy belonged to my niece, Rhonda. Think you can find her, Mr. Danger?"

Oh, I knew where to find Rhonda, alright. Every Thursday I went to catch her act, at the Ice Capades. Rhonda was a fun babe.

Little did I know I'd wake up at Gus's Bar with drops of blood floating in my daiguiri!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ajiav> noir!
<mypalmike> Nice, Danger Nick.

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