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Most Emailed Photos - 02/22/2004 by yoyology
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My first attempt at sculpting a lifelike mannequin was pretty good. The head was great, but the body looked unrealistic, and I skimped on the clothing budget by stealing parts of old billboards.

My second attempt was quite a success. I managed to synthesize the scent of money and made this "widower with heart condition" sculpture a babe magnet!

I was disappointed with the cat head I painted on that balloon, though.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Umm... OK.
<ElvisThePelvis> strange and thought provoking...
<yoyology> It started with that first pic. There's just something incredibly plastic about that woman's appearance. Check out the full-size shot:
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> She does look like a audtionee for the movie "Mannequin".
<ajiav> i assume the old man is the andrew mccarthy of this story, being taught how to love.

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