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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/10/2004 by obtuse
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The voluptuous woman returned to her house, but she stopped dead in her tracks. Seconds later a scream was heard, but it was the cry of a baby...

Nearby sat Rocky and Balboa, themselves once veritable mountains of dogflesh, now reduced to ineffectual molehills.

Not even Count Rapula could withstand this mighty foe! Who is this mysterious villian with the power to turn back time?

*climactic music*

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> Well... I like it...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hmmm...obtuse indeed.
<loftwyr> Finally a story! I'm tired of two word captions!
<obtuse> Sorry it wasn't Rev. Freaknasty, but I couldn't pass up the chance to use Count Rapula (who sucks blood and spits back rhymes).

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