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Most Emailed Photos - 02/05/2004 by bunchadumkids
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Chris says safety is for dorks. He likes to bail out of quickly moving vehicles just for kicks.

He also scoffs at the sheer power and destruction of the various forces in the universe. "Aww..they won't hurt you. That's just an old wives' tale."

Despite his devil may care attitude, Chris still enjoys caring for baby animals, watching sunsets, and cuttin' muffins in church.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<The Ugly One> Can I meet Chris? He looks SO GOOD.
I have a crush on every boy.
<apple juice is a verb> I told you kids to stay out of my store

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