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Most Emailed Photos - 12/18/2003 by yoyology
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Leaning on the railing of his sloop,
Captain Bruno gazed out into the
unending sea.

His mind wandered, dreaming of worlds as yet unconquered...

...and pining for the girl
he left behind.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<yoyology> I seem to have arbitrarily named the bulldog Bruno, and I can't seem to get away from the nautical theme.

Oh, and this will be my last visit for awhile. I'm going on vacation for two weeks.
<Lauren> Sweet!

Did you check with Mort about what time you are allowed here for vacation? Don't they have the internet where you are going???? Ah, well, we will miss you.

<Mort> I'm sorry you need to ask for vacation a full two weeks in advance.
<Lauren> I wouldn't worry, Mort. Those lab rat pellets we have been delivering to him probably have him hooked. He'll get wherever it is he's going and it'll take a day or two for the DT's to set in. He'll be roaming the streets in search of a hip cafe in no time.
<yoyology> You know, that's probably not far wrong.

In point of fact, I'm going to Minnesota for the weekend, and my brother doesn't have Internet access. After that, I'll be home over the holidays until January 5, and I'm going to actively try to stay off the 'Net. I need to spend less time here. It's getting to be bad for me, I think.
<ElvisThePelvis> You guys are weak. I put a computer in my car so I could check in during the holidays wherever I go...HAHHAHAH, you'll never be rid of the gentle wisdom of the KING. Well, time for more eggnog.
<Lauren> Yes, Elvis, keep eating those pellets...

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