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Most Emailed Photos - 08/13/2003 by guyPaulo
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{Security}You 2 lard asses can't get in! I don't care if your names ARE tattoo'ed on Mrs. Jolie's labia!

{Fatty1}Please!!!
{Fatty2}What if we throw in these holiday butt plugs?
{Security}Hmmm....

Seeing her 2 twinkie love studs back for more, Angelina quickly dropped her loser husband and rushed back to her trailor for more "all you can eat" action.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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