[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/10/2004 by mypalmike
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I brought my kids to the zoo. When we got to the rhino pit, I was disgusted! How could the zookepers let this happen in public?! I shielded the eyes of my impressionable young children and herded them to a different area.

We then watched an adult orangutan rip a baby into small pieces as it screamed in agony. "That's nature at work," I told the kids.

When I got home, I found myself watching the video I made of the day. Over and over. Naked.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 455 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:30Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:29Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:28Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:27Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:26Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:23Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:21Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:20Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:18Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:17Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:16Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:14Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:12Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:11Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:10Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:06Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:05Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:04Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:03Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:02Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:01Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:00Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:59Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:58Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:56Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:55Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:54Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:53Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:52Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:50Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:49Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:48Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:46Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:42Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:41Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:39Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:38Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:37Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:36Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:34Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:32Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:30Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:29Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:28Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:26Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:25Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:24Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:22Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:18Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:17Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:16Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:15Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:14Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:13Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:10Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:07Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:06Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:02Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:01Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:00Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:59Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:58Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:57Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:56Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:55Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:54Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:53Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:52Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:51Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:50Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:48Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:47Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:46Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:45Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:44Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:43Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:42Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:41Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:40Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:37Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:36Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:35Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:34Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:33Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:32Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:31Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:30Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:29Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:28Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:27Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:26Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:26Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:23Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:22Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:18Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:17Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:16Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:15Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:14Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:13Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:12Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:11Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:11Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:09Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:08Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:07Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:06Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:03Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:02Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:01Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:00Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:59Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:58Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:57Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:56Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:55Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:54Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:53Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:52Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:51Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:50Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:49Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:48Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:42Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:41Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:40Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:39Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:38Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:37Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:36Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:35Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:34Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:33Caption #981
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:32Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:31Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:30Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:27Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:26Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:25Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:24Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:22Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:18Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:15Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:14Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:13Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:10Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:09Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:08Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:07Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:06Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:05Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:04Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:03Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:02Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:01Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:00Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:59Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:58Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:57Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:56Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:55Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:54Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:53Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:52Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:51Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:50Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:49Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:48Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:47Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:46Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:45Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:44Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:43Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:42Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:41Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:40Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:39Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:38Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:37Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:36Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:35Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:34Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:33Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:32Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:31Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:30Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:29Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:28Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:27Caption #985
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:26Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:24Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:23Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:22Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:21Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:20Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:19Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:18Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:17Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:16Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:15Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:14Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:12Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:10Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:07Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:06Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:05Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:03Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:02Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:00Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:58Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:57Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:55Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:53Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:51Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:50Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:47Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:46Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:45Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:44Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:43Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:42Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:41Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:40Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:39Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:38Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:37Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:36Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:35Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:34Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:33Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:32Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:31Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:30Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:29Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:28Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:27Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:26Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:25Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:24Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:23Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:22Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:21Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:20Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:19Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:18Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:17Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:16Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:15Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:14Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:13Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:12Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:10Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:09Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:08Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:07Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:06Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:05Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:04Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:03Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:02Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:01Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:00Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:59Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:58Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:57Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:55Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:54Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:53Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:52Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:51Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:50Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:49Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:48Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:47Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:46Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:45Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:44Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:43Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:42Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:40Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:38Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:36Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:35Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:33Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:32Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:31Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:30Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:29Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:28Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:27Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:26Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:25Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:24Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:23Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:20Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:18Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:17Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:15Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:14Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:13Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:12Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:11Caption #-67
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:10Caption #-69
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:09Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:06Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:05Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:04Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:01Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:00Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:58Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:57Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:56Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:54Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:53Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:52Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:51Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:50Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:49Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:48Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:47Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:46Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:45Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:44Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:43Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:42Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:40Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:38Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:35Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:34Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:30Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:29Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:28Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:27Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:26Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:22Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:21Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:20Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:18Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:16Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:15Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:14Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:10Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:09Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:07Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:06Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:03Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:02Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:01Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:59Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:58Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:57Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:56Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:55Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:54Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:53Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:52Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:51Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:50Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:46Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:44Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:43Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:39Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:38Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:35Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:31Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:30Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:28Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:27Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:26Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:25Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:23Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:22Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:21Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:18Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:17Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:14Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:13Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:12Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:11Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:09Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:07Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:06Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:05Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:04Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:03Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:02Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:01Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:00Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:59Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:58Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:56Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:54Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:53Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:52Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:50Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:49Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:48Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:47Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:46Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:45Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:44Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:43Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:42Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:41Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:38Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:36Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:34Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:33Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:32Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:30Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:28Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:25Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:23Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:22Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:21Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:19Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:18Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:17Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:15Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:14Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:13Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:10Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:07Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:06Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:04Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:03Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:02Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:00Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:59Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:57Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:54Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:53Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:51Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:50Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:48Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:47Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:46Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:43Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:42Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:40Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:38Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:36Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:34Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:33Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:32Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:30Caption #32

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post