[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 62 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:22Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:21Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:17Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:16Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:15Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:13Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:09Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:08Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:05Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:01Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:59Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:57Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:53Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:51Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:49Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:43Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:42Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:37Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:35Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:30Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:29Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:25Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:24Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:23Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:21Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:17Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:13Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:09Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:06Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:05Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:02Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:01Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker20:59:59Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker20:59:53Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker20:59:52Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker20:59:49Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker20:59:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:59:44Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker20:59:37Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker20:59:33Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker20:59:31Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker20:59:29Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker20:59:26Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker20:59:25Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:59:22Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker20:59:21Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker20:59:17Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker20:59:10Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker20:59:09Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker20:59:04Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker20:59:03Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker20:59:02Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker20:58:57Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker20:58:53Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker20:58:50Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker20:58:49Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker20:58:45Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker20:58:41Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker20:58:39Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker20:58:33Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker20:58:25Caption #84

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post