[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/11/2003 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

In high school, I was never accepted. The other kids called me names like "hippo," "lard-butt" or "Fatty McBigass." I couldn't help the fact that I was big-boned, like my mother.

I turned to piercings as a way to gain attention, but it didn't help. I tried to be cooler by getting more and more body modifications, but girls still wouldn't kiss me.

If only I had known that even guys with weird skin conditions can get hot asian twins if they are the captain of the school chess team!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 100 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:41Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:40Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:37Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:34Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:32Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:31Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:30Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:29Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:28Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:27Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:25Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:24Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:23Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:22Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:21Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:20Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:16Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:15Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:13Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:09Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:08Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:07Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:06Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:05Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:04Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:03Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:02Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:01Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:00Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:59Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:58Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:57Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:56Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:54Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:53Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:52Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:51Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:50Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:49Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:48Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:47Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:46Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:45Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:44Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:43Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:42Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:41Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:40Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:38Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:36Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:35Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:34Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:33Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:32Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:29Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:28Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:27Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:26Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:25Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:22Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:21Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:20Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:19Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:18Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:17Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:16Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:15Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:13Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:12Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:11Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:09Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:05Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:04Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:02Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:01Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:58Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:57Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:56Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:55Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:54Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:53Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:51Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:50Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:49Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:48Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:47Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:46Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:45Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:44Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:43Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:40Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:39Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:38Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:36Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:34Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:33Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:32Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:31Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:30Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:29Caption #230

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post