[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/15/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I told her, don't be staring at me while I be eating!

But she didn't listen.

So I went down on her like Mount Vesuvius went all down on Pompei.

Who's the dog now girl?

Woof!
(Reuters)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:47Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 456 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:47Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:46Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:42Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:38Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:35Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:33Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:29Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:27Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:26Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:24Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:22Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:20Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:17Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:14Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:13Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:12Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:11Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:10Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:09Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:08Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:06Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:05Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:04Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:03Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:02Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:59Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:57Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:55Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:53Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:51Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:50Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:45Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:43Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:42Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:39Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:37Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:33Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:32Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:31Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:29Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:27Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:26Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:23Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:22Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:17Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:15Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:14Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:13Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:10Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:09Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:07Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:05Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:04Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:03Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:02Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:00Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:58Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:54Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:53Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:52Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:50Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:46Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:44Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:41Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:38Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:36Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:35Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:34Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:33Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:31Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:30Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:29Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:28Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:27Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:26Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:25Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:24Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:23Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:22Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:21Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:20Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:19Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:17Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:16Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:15Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:14Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:13Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:12Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:11Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:10Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:09Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:08Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:06Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:05Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:04Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:03Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:02Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:01Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:00Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:58Caption #-66
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:57Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:56Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:54Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:53Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:52Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:50Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:49Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:48Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:46Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:45Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:44Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:42Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:41Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:40Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:38Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:37Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:36Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:34Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:33Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:32Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:31Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:30Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:29Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:27Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:26Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:25Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:23Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:22Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:21Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:20Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:18Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:17Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:16Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:15Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:14Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:13Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:12Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:11Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:10Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:09Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:08Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:07Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:06Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:05Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:04Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:03Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:02Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:01Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:00Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:59Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:58Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:57Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:56Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:55Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:54Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:52Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:51Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:50Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:49Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:47Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:46Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:45Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:43Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:42Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:41Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:39Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:38Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:37Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:36Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:34Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:33Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:32Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:30Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:29Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:28Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:27Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:26Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:25Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:24Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:23Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:22Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:21Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:20Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:19Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:18Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:17Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:16Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:15Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:14Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:13Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:11Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:10Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:09Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:07Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:06Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:05Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:03Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:02Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:01Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:59Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:58Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:57Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:56Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:55Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:54Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:53Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:52Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:50Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:49Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:48Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:47Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:45Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:44Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:43Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:42Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:41Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:40Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:39Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:38Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:37Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:36Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:35Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:34Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:33Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:32Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:31Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:30Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:28Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:27Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:26Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:25Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:24Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:23Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:22Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:21Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:20Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:18Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:17Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:16Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:15Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:14Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:13Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:12Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:11Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:10Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:09Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:08Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:07Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:06Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:05Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:04Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:03Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:01Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:00Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:59Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:58Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:57Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:56Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:55Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:54Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:52Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:51Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:50Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:49Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:47Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:46Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:45Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:43Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:42Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:41Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:39Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:38Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:37Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:36Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:34Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:33Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:32Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:31Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:30Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:29Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:28Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:27Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:26Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:25Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:24Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:23Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:22Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:20Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:19Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:18Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:17Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:16Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:15Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:14Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:13Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:12Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:11Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:10Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:09Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:07Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:06Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:05Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:04Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:02Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:01Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:59Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:58Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:57Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:56Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:55Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:54Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:53Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:52Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:51Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:50Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:49Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:48Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:47Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:46Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:44Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:43Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:42Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:41Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:40Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:38Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:37Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:36Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:35Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:34Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:33Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:32Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:31Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:30Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:29Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:28Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:26Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:25Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:24Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:23Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:22Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:21Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:20Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:19Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:18Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:17Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:16Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:15Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:14Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:13Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:12Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:11Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:10Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:09Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:07Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:06Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:05Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:04Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:03Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:02Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:00Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:59Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:58Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:57Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:55Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:54Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:53Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:52Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:51Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:50Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:49Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:48Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:47Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:46Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:45Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:44Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:42Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:41Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:40Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:39Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:38Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:37Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:35Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:34Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:33Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:32Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:31Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:30Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:28Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:27Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:26Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:25Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:24Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:22Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:21Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:20Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:19Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:18Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:17Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:16Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:15Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:14Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:13Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:12Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:10Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:09Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:08Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:06Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:05Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:04Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:02Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:01Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:59Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:58Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:57Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:56Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:54Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:52Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:50Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:48Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:46Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:45Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:43Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:42Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:41Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:37Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:33Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:30Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:26Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:24Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:23Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:21Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:20Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:18Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:17Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:16Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:14Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:13Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:12Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:11Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:10Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:08Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:05Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:04Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:03Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:02Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:01Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:00Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:59Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:58Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:54Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:53Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:52Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:51Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:50Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:49Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:47Caption #662

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post