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Most Emailed Photos - 12/01/2003 by Mort
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Who is the shadowy figure behind commercial America?

Who got the poor downtrodden people of the world addicted to branded cola?

Who managed to convince us that butt cracks are teh new sexy?
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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