[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/19/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Whoever said that a little oil wasn't good for the animals, ain't seen what I seen.

What else would the Taiwanese chef use to fuel his truck to save these rare turtles from the dangerous sea?

With no oil we couldn't make the plastic of the boom box so that this monkey could listen to "I'm too sexy for my shirt" again and again and again.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:47Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 428 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:00Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:58Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:52Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:51Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:50Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:49Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:46Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:44Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:43Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:42Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:41Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:39Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:38Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:34Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:32Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:30Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:26Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:25Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:24Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:21Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:19Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:18Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:17Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:16Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:15Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:14Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:13Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:12Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:09Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:07Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:06Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:05Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:02Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:01Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:58Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:57Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:56Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:54Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:50Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:49Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:47Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:46Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:45Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:43Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:42Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:41Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:40Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:39Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:38Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:37Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:34Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:31Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:30Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:27Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:26Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:25Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:24Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:22Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:21Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:18Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:14Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:12Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:10Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:09Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:05Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:03Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:01Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:00Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:57Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:54Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:50Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:46Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:45Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:42Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:41Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:40Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:37Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:36Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:35Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:34Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:33Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:31Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:30Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:29Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:27Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:26Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:25Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:23Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:22Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:21Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:18Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:17Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:15Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:14Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:13Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:10Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:09Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:08Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:07Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:06Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:05Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:04Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:02Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:00Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:59Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:58Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:57Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:56Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:55Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:54Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:53Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:52Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:50Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:49Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:47Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:46Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:45Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:44Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:42Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:41Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:40Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:39Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:38Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:36Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:34Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:32Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:30Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:29Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:27Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:26Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:24Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:23Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:22Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:21Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:20Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:19Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:18Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:17Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:16Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:14Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:13Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:12Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:10Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:09Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:08Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:07Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:06Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:05Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:04Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:02Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:00Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:59Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:58Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:57Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:56Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:55Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:54Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:53Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:51Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:50Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:49Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:48Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:47Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:46Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:45Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:44Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:42Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:41Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:40Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:38Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:37Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:36Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:35Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:34Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:32Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:31Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:30Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:29Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:28Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:27Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:26Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:25Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:24Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:22Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:21Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:20Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:19Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:18Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:15Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:14Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:13Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:12Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:11Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:10Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:09Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:06Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:05Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:04Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:03Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:02Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:01Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:00Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:58Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:57Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:55Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:54Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:53Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:52Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:51Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:50Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:49Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:47Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:46Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:43Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:42Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:40Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:39Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:38Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:37Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:36Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:34Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:33Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:32Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:30Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:29Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:28Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:26Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:25Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:24Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:22Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:21Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:20Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:19Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:18Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:17Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:16Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:15Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:14Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:13Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:12Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:10Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:09Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:06Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:05Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:04Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:02Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:59Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:58Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:57Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:56Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:54Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:52Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:51Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:50Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:49Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:48Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:46Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:45Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:43Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:41Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:40Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:39Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:38Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:37Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:36Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:35Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:33Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:32Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:30Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:29Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:26Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:25Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:24Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:23Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:22Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:21Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:20Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:18Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:17Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:16Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:15Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:14Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:13Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:12Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:10Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:09Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:07Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:06Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:05Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:03Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:02Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:01Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:00Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:59Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:58Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:57Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:56Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:55Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:54Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:50Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:49Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:47Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:46Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:45Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:44Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:43Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:42Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:41Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:40Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:39Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:38Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:36Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:35Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:34Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:32Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:29Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:28Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:27Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:26Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:24Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:23Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:22Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:21Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:20Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:19Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:18Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:15Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:14Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:13Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:12Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:11Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:10Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:09Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:08Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:07Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:06Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:05Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:04Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:02Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:00Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:58Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:57Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:55Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:54Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:53Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:51Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:50Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:46Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:45Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:43Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:42Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:41Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:38Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:37Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:36Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:35Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:33Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:32Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:31Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:30Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:29Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:28Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:27Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:25Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:24Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:22Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:21Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:19Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:18Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:17Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:15Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:14Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:13Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:12Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:10Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:09Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:08Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:07Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:05Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:04Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:03Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:02Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:00Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:59Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:58Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:55Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:54Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:53Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:52Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:50Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:48Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:45Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:44Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:43Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:42Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:38Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:37Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:35Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:34Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:33Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:31Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:29Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:27Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:26Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:23Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:22Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:21Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:20Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:19Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:18Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:17Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:15Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:14Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:13Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:12Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:11Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:10Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:08Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:07Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:06Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:03Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:02Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:01Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:00Caption #53

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post