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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/05/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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In the future, pets will be our kitsch-y overlords.

Some people will devolve into hideously preserved shells of their former self...

...others will just devolve.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<ajiav> are we not men?

(we are DEVO)

<Luminaire> I for one welcome our new kitschy overlords.
<mypalmike> We'll make great pets.

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