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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Ass Describer

Lousy Jobs in the Ass Industry:
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Ass Assessor

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Ass Inspector
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

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<yoyology> I think that nearly all jobs in the Ass Industry would be bad, with the possible exception of Getter Of Piece Of.
<ajiav> It is not the job, but the ass in question that makes that determination.
<Axolotl> How about Ass Master? They talk about them on South Park.

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