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Ass Describer

Lousy Jobs in the Ass Industry:
Ass Assessor

Ass Inspector


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<yoyology> I think that nearly all jobs in the Ass Industry would be bad, with the possible exception of Getter Of Piece Of.
<ajiav> It is not the job, but the ass in question that makes that determination.
<Axolotl> How about Ass Master? They talk about them on South Park.

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