Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 08/05/2004

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

"And if I'm re-elected, I promise to completely ban the sale of these so-called 'sex toys,' which are TOOLS OF THE DEVIL!"

"Also, I'll kill all the kittens."

"Now if you will excuse me, the other three horsemen of the Apocolypse are waiting outside, and we've got a lot of work to do."

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 77 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:30 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:29 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:28 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:27 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:26 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:25 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:10 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:09 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:06 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:00 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:59 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:58 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:57 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:56 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:55 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:54 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:53 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:52 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:51 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:50 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:49 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:48 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:36 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:35 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:34 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:33 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:32 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:31 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:30 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:29 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:28 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:27 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:26 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:25 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:24 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:23 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:22 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:21 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:20 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:19 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:07 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:06 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:05 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:04 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:03 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:02 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:01 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:00 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:59 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:58 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:57 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:56 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:55 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:54 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:53 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:52 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:51 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:50 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:49 Caption #05

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:48 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:47 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:46 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:45 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:44 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:43 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:41 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:40 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:39 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:38 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:37 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:36 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:35 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:29 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:23 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:10 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:08 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:07 Caption #6

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 1 comments for this caption.

<superwoman biatch> Hey...those TOOLS OF THE DEVIL are my fucking American right....Please, please don't take my Eager Beaver vibrator away...

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post