I was humiliated. First, I got my nuts caught in a gap in this chainlink fence. I was trapped for several hours and the blood flow to my twig & berries was cut off. My genitalia had to be amuputated! ARGH!
It got worse. Apparently, my severed organs were SOOOO amusing that they were put on display for Asian schoolchildren to mock.
On the bright side, now that I'm a eunuch, I can finally stop wasting money and time on all that porn I used to buy!
Its really amazing! A bottle of hand-lotion now lasts me for months! MONTHS!!! I used to go through a 12-oz bottle of Jergin's a day!
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