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Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004

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I was humiliated. First, I got my nuts caught in a gap in this chainlink fence. I was trapped for several hours and the blood flow to my twig & berries was cut off. My genitalia had to be amuputated! ARGH!

It got worse. Apparently, my severed organs were SOOOO amusing that they were put on display for Asian schoolchildren to mock.

On the bright side, now that I'm a eunuch, I can finally stop wasting money and time on all that porn I used to buy!

Its really amazing! A bottle of hand-lotion now lasts me for months! MONTHS!!! I used to go through a 12-oz bottle of Jergin's a day!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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