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Most Emailed Photos - 08/01/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Using my Amazing Psychic Mind Powers(tm), I instructed our doggie hairdresser to fix those pups once and for all.

Then, I mentally commanded all of the political pundits to give up their partisan leanings and Fellate Ralph Nader!!!!

And then for fun I made my sister do a little strip tease around the house.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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