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Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2004

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"Bring me the BIG reel, Skipper! I see some hippos off the starboard side!"

Determined to land a trophy hippo, I carefully hooked the squirming kitten through the spine and tossed my line over towards the massive beasts.

I got lucky that day, landing both an adult and a baby hippo with ease. Unfortunetly for me, the baby hippo was far below the size requirement and I got popped by the game wardens on the ride home.

"Why no, your honor, I DIDN'T realize it was against the law to catch baby hippos with live bait..."

That f*cking baby hippo cost me six years in a Congolese prision and ten thousand rupee fine.

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Fortunately, ten thousand Congolees rupees is worth about $2.47.

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