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Most Emailed Photos - 06/09/2004

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The female genetalia is a thing of mystery to me. Its all full of wrinkles and pink skin flaps, and it smells like a wet marsupial sometimes.

It often produces hormones which make chicks go out of their skulls with mood swings and bitchyitis.

Males are much simpler. Touch the monkey; the monkey stands up. Keep touching him, and eventually he'll fling some bodily secretions your way.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> We have it easy.
<ajiav> bitchyitis! i hate it!
<mypalmike> Man, I thought that first thing was some kind of animal...

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