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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by Jmofwiw
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Darth Vader's ex-wife hatched a diabolical plan.

She would recruit the help of the dogwoks, the natural enemies of the Ewoks.

With their help she would extract the life-essence of kittens and use it to rule the universe.

How this would work wasn't exactly clear, but the dogwoks were into it anyway.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<Lauren> 
<guyPaulo> Very creative
<Axolotl> Bwaurrk! Urwwwauuu!! Gwaaah!
<JulieK> Hehe I like this one.
<H. Monkey> The dogwoks *look* less annoying then their nemises, which is good enough for me.
<ajiav> the life-essence of kittens consistently knocks things off my dresser. anyone who can successfully control a kitten (not just restrict its movements!) can probably rule the universe, too.
<mypalmike> Nice Battlestar Galactica reference. Or was it that other space movie...?
<ElvisThePelvis> The force is stong with this one....Oh MY GOD I Started my period...there is blood everywhere.
<apple juice is a verb> See?!? It just doesn't stop being funny!!!
<spam> omg.
<ElvisThePelvis> ajiav, that line will live with me all of my days.

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