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Most Emailed Photos - 11/19/2003 by TJ Eckleburg
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Dear God, my career as a muscleman is over

My beautiful wife's eye has already begun to wander. What can I do to regain her love?

Eureaka! - I'll become a caption monkey. That always impresses!

Thank you Mort, you've saved my marriage!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Gurgle, frrp, hew haw, guffaw, snort, etc....One of the best captions yet.
<Mort> Hahah!!! Definitely deserves ol' Rawk fingers.
<ElvisThePelvis> This is strangely like my life story...

Two fingers up!

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