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Most Emailed Photos - 11/13/2003 by TJ Eckleburg
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Too cute and saccharine.
Bill, you want to hand me that ugly stick?

**Whack**
Nah, still too much inner beauty. One more should do it.

**Whack**
Dammit, I always overdo it.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<TJ Eckleburg> Guy - I swear I wrote this before I read yours.
<guyPaulo> I believe you TJ, but only because you came to my defense in the face of yoyo's school marm assault!

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