[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/13/2003 by TJ Eckleburg
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Too cute and saccharine.
Bill, you want to hand me that ugly stick?

**Whack**
Nah, still too much inner beauty. One more should do it.

**Whack**
Dammit, I always overdo it.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<TJ Eckleburg> Guy - I swear I wrote this before I read yours.
<guyPaulo> I believe you TJ, but only because you came to my defense in the face of yoyo's school marm assault!

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