Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: <

Last -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.

(AFP)

(AP)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 353 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:27:14 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:27:13 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:27:12 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:27:10 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:27:09 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:27:07 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:27:06 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:27:05 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:27:04 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:27:03 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:27:02 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:27:01 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:27:00 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:59 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:58 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:56 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:55 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:54 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:53 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:52 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:51 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:50 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:49 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:47 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:46 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:45 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:44 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:43 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:42 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:40 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:38 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:36 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:35 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:34 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:33 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:31 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:30 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:29 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:28 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:27 Caption #988

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:26 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:25 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:24 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:23 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:22 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:21 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:20 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:19 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:18 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:17 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:16 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:15 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:14 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:13 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:12 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:11 Caption #-36

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:10 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:09 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:08 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:07 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:06 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:05 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:04 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:03 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:02 Caption #924

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:26:01 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:59 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:58 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:57 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:55 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:54 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:52 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:50 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:49 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:48 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:47 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:46 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:43 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:40 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:39 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:38 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:36 Caption #-29

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:35 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:34 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:33 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:32 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:31 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:30 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:29 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:26 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:25 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:24 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:23 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:22 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:21 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:20 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:16 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:14 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:12 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:11 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:09 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:06 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:05 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:04 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:25:01 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:59 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:58 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:57 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:56 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:55 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:54 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:52 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:50 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:48 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:46 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:44 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:34 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:33 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:31 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:29 Caption #954

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:28 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:27 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:24 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:22 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:21 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:20 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:19 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:17 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:16 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:15 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:13 Caption #837

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:11 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:09 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:08 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:06 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:04 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:02 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:01 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:24:00 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:56 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:54 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:52 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:50 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:49 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:47 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:46 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:43 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:42 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:41 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:40 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:38 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:37 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:37 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:35 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:34 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:33 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:32 Caption #895

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:31 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:27 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:22 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:21 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:20 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:19 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:18 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:17 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:16 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:14 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:13 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:12 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:11 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:10 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:07 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:06 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:05 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:04 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:23:01 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:58 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:57 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:56 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:55 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:53 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:51 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:50 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:49 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:47 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:46 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:45 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:43 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:42 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:41 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:38 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:37 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:36 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:32 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:31 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:28 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:27 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:26 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:24 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:22 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:21 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:19 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:18 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:17 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:13 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:12 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:11 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:10 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:09 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:08 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:07 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:06 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:05 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:04 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:03 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:02 Caption #914

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:22:01 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:58 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:57 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:56 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:50 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:46 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:43 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:42 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:41 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:40 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:39 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:38 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:37 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:36 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:35 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:32 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:30 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:29 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:28 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:22 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:21 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:20 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:19 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:18 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:17 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:16 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:13 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:12 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:11 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:10 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:08 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:07 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:04 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:03 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:02 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:21:01 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:57 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:54 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:53 Caption #-63

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:52 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:51 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:50 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:49 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:48 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:46 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:44 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:42 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:41 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:40 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:37 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:36 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:35 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:34 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:31 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:29 Caption #889

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:25 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:24 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:23 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:19 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:18 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:17 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:16 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:15 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:14 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:13 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:12 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:05 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:20:00 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:59 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:58 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:57 Caption #9.8

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:55 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:54 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:47 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:46 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:45 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:43 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:40 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:38 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:37 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:36 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:35 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:33 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:32 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:30 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:29 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:26 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:22 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:21 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:20 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:18 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:11 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:10 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:08 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:03 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:02 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:19:01 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:18:59 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:18:58 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:18:51 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:18:49 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:18:46 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:18:45 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:18:43 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:18:36 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:18:35 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:18:28 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:18:27 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:18:25 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:18:24 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:18:23 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:18:22 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:18:21 Caption #875

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:18:10 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:18:09 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:18:08 Caption #-21

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:18:07 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:18:00 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:17:59 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:17:56 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:17:52 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:17:50 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:17:49 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:17:48 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:17:47 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:17:41 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:17:38 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:17:37 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:17:36 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:17:35 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:17:32 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:17:29 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:17:27 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:17:24 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:17:23 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:17:22 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:17:21 Caption #374

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post