[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/17/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I do not want to make wild sex
I do not want to
Rex, I vex

I will not do it with a model
I do not want to feel her waddle
I do not like their underwear
I do not want to poke their snare

I will not do it with a man
I would not, could not, with a tran.
I do not want to make wild sex
I do not want to
Rex, I vex
(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:39drooled over #114
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 304 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:11Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:10Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:09Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:07Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:05Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:04Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:03Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:59Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:57Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:56Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:55Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:54Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:53Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:52Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:51Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:49Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:47Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:43Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:40Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:39Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:38Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:37Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:35Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:33Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:32Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:28Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:26Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:24Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:19Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:18Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:16Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:11Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:07Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:03Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:02Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:00Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:59Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:58Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:56Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:55Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:54Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:52Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:51Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:50Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:48Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:45Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:44Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:41Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:36Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:35Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:34Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:32Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:31Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:29Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:28Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:23Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:22Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:21Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:19Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:18Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:15Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:14Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:11Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:07Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:03Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:02Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:00Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:59Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:58Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:56Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:55Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:54Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:53Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:52Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:51Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:47Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:44Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:43Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:39Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:36Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:35Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:34Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:32Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:31Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:28Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:24Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:23Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:22Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:21Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:20Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:19Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:16Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:15Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:14Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:11Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:07Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:03Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:59Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:55Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:52Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:51Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:47Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:46Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:43Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:41Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:40Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:39Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:35Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:34Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:31Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:27Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:26Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:23Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:20Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:19Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:18Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:16Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:15Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:14Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:12Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:11Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:10Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:07Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:03Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:02Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:59Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:56Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:55Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:54Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:53Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:51Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:49Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:47Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:45Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:43Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:41Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:39Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:38Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:35Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:34Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:33Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:32Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:31Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:27Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:25Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:23Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:19Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:17Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:16Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:15Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:12Caption #-56
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:11Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:07Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:03Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:02Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:01Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:59Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:56Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:55Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:53Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:52Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:51Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:50Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:49Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:48Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:47Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:43Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:39Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:38Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:37Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:35Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:32Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:31Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:30Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:27Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:26Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:25Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:23Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:21Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:20Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:15Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:11Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:07Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:06Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:03Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:02Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:01Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:59Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:57Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:56Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:55Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:53Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:52Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:51Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:47Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:44Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:43Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:40Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:38Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:35Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:32Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:27Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:24Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:23Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:20Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:18Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:16Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:14Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:13Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:11Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:10Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:09Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:07Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:04Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:01Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:00Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:56Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:55Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:53Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:51Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:49Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:47Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:43Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:40Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:39Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:38Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:36Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:34Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:31Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:29Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:27Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:25Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:23Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:20Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:15Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:12Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:11Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:10Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:09Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:08Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:07Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:03Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:00Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:59Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:56Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:55Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:52Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:47Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:46Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:45Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:43Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:41Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:39Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:37Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:36Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:35Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:32Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:30Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:29Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:28Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:26Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:24Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:23Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:22Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:21Caption #-74
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:19Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:17Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:16Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:15Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:13Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:11Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:08Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:05Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:03Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:01Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:59Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:55Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:52Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:51Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:50Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:49Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:48Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:47Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:46Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:45Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:44Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:42Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:39Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:38Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:37Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:35Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:33Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:31Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:28Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:25Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:23Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:21Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:18Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:17Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:15Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:11Caption #400

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post