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Most Emailed Photos - 01/11/2006 by mypalmike
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After the humans died out of chicken flu in the year 2149, the monkeys took over. They domesticated dogs just as humans had domesticated horses.

I am one of those dogs. I'm also a historian of ancient human culture.

Only two vestiges of human civilization actually remain:

Floral fedoras, which I truly adore...

And web porn.

Which I am quite familiar with. You know, I'm a historian, so I have to study it. A lot.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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