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After the humans died out of chicken flu in the year 2149, the monkeys took over. They domesticated dogs just as humans had domesticated horses.

I am one of those dogs. I'm also a historian of ancient human culture.

Only two vestiges of human civilization actually remain:

Floral fedoras, which I truly adore...

And web porn.

Which I am quite familiar with. You know, I'm a historian, so I have to study it. A lot.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Great excuse to study, yes indeed.

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