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Most Emailed Photos - 05/19/2005 by mypalmike
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As I walked alone in the wasteland of my misspent youth, I contemplated how I had squandered every relationship I'd ever known.

I realized that I pretty much saw everyone as a collection of body parts. I objectified everyone and everything, and it left me so hollow inside. How had my psyche developed so grotesquely?

Perhaps it can be traced to my father, a mad scientist who spent his life trying to bring the art of plant grafting into the animal kingdom.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Carol> I did find it amusing that a picture of a TORSO was "most e-mailed"! I think they even said who it was, but apparently abandoned all pretense of what part they were interested in.

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