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Most Emailed Photos - 01/09/2005

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"When I was your age, we were attacked by ALIEN WHALES. Big ones, too! From planet Xar'Th'Caugg! Damn near got myself killed fightin' them off my lawn with a rake...."

"And unlike you whippersnappers, we didn't have fancy XBOX or PS2 video games! If we wanted some adventure, we had to grease ourselves in yak blood and jump a pit full of left-handed midget tigers!"

Say what you want about ol' grandad, but he always told the BEST stories after one of his frequent "glaucoma treatments."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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