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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/20/2004 by superwoman biatch
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I was ready to tackle my next project....take down GuyPaulo once and for all.

He had been a nuisance long enough...not only did I have to put up with his "froggy style" martial arts, but I also had to cook his dinner at home every night!!

After I attacked him (sexually, of course) he went down like a priest at choir rehearsal. Poor GuyPaulo....that fucking knee had blown out again. Oh great, now I would have to hear his pathetic whining 24 hrs a day...that really bit me in the ass. You might have won this battle GuyP, but you haven't won the WAR!!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> Oh dear, did he capture you after I escaped?
<superwoman biatch> He has taken me as his sex slave!!! It's okay I can handle it...I have been married to him for 7 years ;)
<ajiav> lol...that is funny, because i thought you were guy paulo for awhile
<superwoman biatch> Yeah, he was afraid yall would think that! Actually, he will be slightly perturbed that I spoiled the suprise so early on! Oh well, I never have been one to keep a damn secret ;)
<guyPaulo> I spend ONE Wednesday in meetings and just look what happens!!!

Don't worry, swB is just a crazed fan of mine. Too bad restraining orders don't apply online.

<Kumiho> Wait, you're not married to each other then?
<superwoman biatch> You don't have any crazed fans honey, just me,your adoring, hot, wife who you have to come home to tonight!! Just come on home and I will make you some Spaghetti. Stop fucking around G!!

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