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Most Emailed Photos - 07/12/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I used the prescribed protection.

I took all of the medicine the doctor proscribed.

But I still picked up an STD while skullfucking!!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Axolotl> Is SF the new ED?
<Fu Manchu> I hate it when that happens...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hmmm...which came first the SF or the ED? I thought SF was first...but I could be wrong.
<mypalmike> Are you saying SF and ED are somehow like the chicken and the egg? [Pondering...]
<guyPaulo> I once had a bout of ED whilst I was in the middle of a good SF'ing..... It was not pretty to say the least....
<ElvisThePelvis> I have the video of that...OMG are you Richard Long?
<guyPaulo> No. My porn name is Phukhi Schitzalot.
<ElvisThePelvis> Ah...love your work.

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