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Most Emailed Photos - 07/12/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I used the prescribed protection.

I took all of the medicine the doctor proscribed.

But I still picked up an STD while skullfucking!!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Axolotl> Is SF the new ED?
<Fu Manchu> I hate it when that happens...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hmmm...which came first the SF or the ED? I thought SF was first...but I could be wrong.
<mypalmike> Are you saying SF and ED are somehow like the chicken and the egg? [Pondering...]
<guyPaulo> I once had a bout of ED whilst I was in the middle of a good SF'ing..... It was not pretty to say the least....
<ElvisThePelvis> I have the video of that...OMG are you Richard Long?
<guyPaulo> No. My porn name is Phukhi Schitzalot.
<ElvisThePelvis> Ah...love your work.

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