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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/11/2004 by obtuse
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I will be more faithful, more reliable, more loyal to you than the sun to the earth. You've trapped me, and I will orbit you forever.

You are more exquisite than the most delicate spring flower that emerges to signal the end of winter. I would wait through the coldest, most bitter storms just to rest my eyes upon you.

 
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

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<obtuse> The extended director's cut edition of this caption would have two alternate endings:

*swoon*

and

♫♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♪
Next thing I know, she was all up on me, screaming "YEAH!"

<guyPaulo> What about the director's commentary on the captioning process?
<ElvisThePelvis> DIRECTORS COMMENTARY: Rachel seems to be erotically aroused in this frame but actually some guy named ElvisThePelvis came streaking by and Rachel was laughing at his dimnutive manhood. The streaker was screaming something about "shrinkage" as security pulled him off the set.
<Lauren> The caption is excellent on its own, but the comments provide that extra enhancement we all so hope for...
<obtuse> I think Elvis needs all the extra enhancement he can get.

CLICK HERE! ITS ALL NATURAL!

<ElvisThePelvis> IT SHRINKAGE....DON"T YOU KNOW ABOUT SHRINKAGE!!?!? LOOK AT THE SNOW IT IT COLD...I AM REALLY WELL ENDOWED...REALLY...SHRINKAGE CAUSES THIS...JUST WAIT IT WILL GET BIGGER
<Kumiho> Sorry, luv, we're too busy to wait.
<guyPaulo> Speak for yourself, Kumiho! All-aboard the man-train! Toot-toot!
<ElvisThePelvis> Ummm...it shrank again...
<Kumiho> Bwahahaha!
<guyPaulo> Hah! I just figured out the song he's quoting in the first comment!

Take that, rewind it back. Mort's got the captions to make your booty go "whack!"

<ajiav> 

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