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Most Emailed Photos - WHAT I DID OVER THE WEEKEND DAY - 03/14/2004 by guyPaulo
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I sat patiently at my computer all weekend, fantasizing about the captions I would post come Monday.

My mind slowly swelled and grew, like some gigantic stinky plant from borneo, as I pondered the possibilities.

I knew that the weird little bat would make it into the photos, and I started planning puns and innuendos about sex and diarrhea based on it like:

driving me "batty"; come pet my tiny albino bat until he spits sour cream; that bat's as ugly as Plech; here's NOIP's orkut photo, etc etc...

Imagine my suprise when I logged onto MEP and found only three other monkies sitting quietly with dazed looks on their faces! Where was everyone?!? Had Mort's rants finally scared off the monkies? More importantly:

WTF am I going to do on Wednesdays if the monkies are gone???

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<H. Monkey> I, too, feel directionless. Void and without form. Also hemorrhoids.
<ajiav> it's been very quiet, hasn't it?
<Kumiho> well, if you're desperate enough on Wednesdays you could join my RPG group.
<guyPaulo> AWESOME! I'll go get my character sheet and twelve-sided dice!
<Kumiho> Don't forget your d20.
<Mark> (i won't play more RPGs) (i won't play more RPGs) (i won't play more RPGs) (i won't play more RPGs) (i won't play more RPGs) (i won't play more RPGs) (i won't play more RPGs) (i won't play more RPGs) (i won't play more RPGs) (i won't play more RPGs) (i won't play more RPGs)

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