[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/27/2006 by ElvisThePelvis
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She was a fat chick, not really attractive.

And her personal body maintenance left much to be desired.

Of course, she is the only girl I know who will do a 70 with me...you know...a 69 with one finger up her....
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Poor Elvis.
<JP> ...but where do the other 69 fingers go?
<reddman> Doesn't anyone practice self censorship anymore?????

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