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Most Emailed Photos - 03/27/2006 by ElvisThePelvis
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She was a fat chick, not really attractive.

And her personal body maintenance left much to be desired.

Of course, she is the only girl I know who will do a 70 with me...you know...a 69 with one finger up her....
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Poor Elvis.
<JP> ...but where do the other 69 fingers go?
<reddman> Doesn't anyone practice self censorship anymore?????

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