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Most Emailed Photos - 06/18/2003 by Mort
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People have different methods to get rid of that stubborn stain.
For some the power of racism is needed to get everything white.

For others the hot flames of sacrifice removes all moral stains.

My body is so hot, I don't have to care about wearing clothes or stains.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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