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These might look like a couple of harmless, even happy crabs. But these poisonous crabs emit a saliva that, when ingested, acts as a hallucinogenic drug.

Teenagers call it "crablicking", but it's also referred to as "frenching the shell", "snorking", and "steaming the clamato". It's developed a cult-like following.

Look out for signs that your child may be involved with this new drug: sleepiness, a lack of interest in homework, and the wearing of large ornamental dice.
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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