[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Bears have it easy, they don't get teased for being over weight at school like me. Nobody dares to call them names like Bulky, Fatso and Plumptious.

I want to be a bear so hard.

I thought I would turn into Yogi Bear if I ate enough picnic baskets. One day I stole a basket from some couple in the park, the food I ate with glee, but I just couldn't stomach the utensils.

Watching the HULK last week changed my whole life. I no longer want to be a bear I want to SMASH and BASH like the HULK.
Yesterday I pulled down my hulk doll's trousers and found a huge willie!

Now I want to be the HULK so hard.

(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 60 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:10Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:09Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:08Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:07Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:06Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:05Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:04Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:03Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:02Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:01Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:00Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:59Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:57Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:56Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:55Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:54Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:53Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:52Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:51Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:50Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:49Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:48Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:47Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:46Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:45Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:44Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:43Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:42Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:41Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:40Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:39Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:38Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:37Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:35Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:34Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:33Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:32Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:31Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:30Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:29Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:28Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:27Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:26Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:25Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:24Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:23Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:21Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:20Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:19Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:18Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:17Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:16Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:15Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:14Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:13Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:12Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:11Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:10Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:09Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:07Main Page

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post