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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/14/2007 by JP
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The government implanted a chip in my arm to track my thoughts.

So if I make a wrong decision, they send one of their henchmen over to my house to straighten me out.

Luckily this hasn't happened as much since I started wearing my homemade aluminum foil mask-helmet combo.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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