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API Dateline September 14, 2025

In the mid 20th century, all that was needed for an American to appear smart was a specific outfit - tweed jacket, sweater vest and wide, striped tie. [Ed. Comment: Women were prohibitted from so dressing.]

In the early part of the second millenium, many perfected the "Dubya Dumb Stare" thinking it would make them seem clever. As Bush popularity waned in the wake of unrest at home, however, scientists espoused an entirely new concept...

Looking intelligent isn't the same as being intelligent. Here, babies receive "Individuality Training" sponsored by the US Government.

It is still unclear why the American Empire ended in 2015.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<JP> It ended because the headphones were too tight, and a generation of Americans grew up brain-damaged.
<Kumiho> So that's why it happened

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