[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/14/2005 by Lauren
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

API Dateline September 14, 2025

In the mid 20th century, all that was needed for an American to appear smart was a specific outfit - tweed jacket, sweater vest and wide, striped tie. [Ed. Comment: Women were prohibitted from so dressing.]

In the early part of the second millenium, many perfected the "Dubya Dumb Stare" thinking it would make them seem clever. As Bush popularity waned in the wake of unrest at home, however, scientists espoused an entirely new concept...

Looking intelligent isn't the same as being intelligent. Here, babies receive "Individuality Training" sponsored by the US Government.

It is still unclear why the American Empire ended in 2015.

(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 105 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:02Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:01Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:00Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:59Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:58Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:57Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:57Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:55Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:54Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:53Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:52Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:51Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:50Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:49Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:48Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:47Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:46Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:45Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:44Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:43Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:42Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:41Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:40Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:39Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:38Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:37Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:36Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:35Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:34Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:33Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:32Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:31Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:30Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:29Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:28Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:27Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:26Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:25Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:24Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:24Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:22Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:21Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:20Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:19Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:18Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:17Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:16Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:15Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:14Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:13Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:12Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:11Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:10Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:09Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:08Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:07Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:06Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:05Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:04Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:03Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:02Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:01Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:00Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:59Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:58Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:57Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:56Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:55Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:54Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:53Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:52Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:51Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:50Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:49Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:48Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:47Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:46Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:45Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:44Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:43Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:42Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:41Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:40Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:39Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:38Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:37Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:36Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:35Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:34Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:33Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:32Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:31Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:30Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:29Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:28Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:27Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:26Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:25Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:24Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:23Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:22Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:21Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:20Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:19Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:18Caption #525

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 2 comments for this caption.

<JP> It ended because the headphones were too tight, and a generation of Americans grew up brain-damaged.
<Kumiho> So that's why it happened

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post