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Most Emailed Photos - 06/23/2004 by 3Suns
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Kick your shoes off, do not fear, bring that bottle over here... I'll be your baby tonight.

The self-ordained professor's tongue, too serious to fool, spouted out that liberty was just equality in school.

Now the fifth daughter on the twelfth night, told the first father that things weren't right. My complexion, she said, is much too white. He said, come here and step into the light. He says hmm you're right, let me tell the second mother this has been done. But the second mother was with the seventh son, and they were both out on Highway 61.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<apple juice is a verb> there must be something happening here, but I don't know what it is...
<guyPaulo> I'm assuming this should be read in a barely comprehensible, nasal voice.
<guyPaulo> Its a Dylan spoof. Or at least a caption writen in the style Dylan sings in.
<3Suns> Actually, they're all Dylan lyrics. I'll Be Your Baby Tonight in #1, My Back Pages in #2, and Highway 61 Revisited in #3.
<ajiav> (mine was a dylan lyric also...)
<3Suns> AJIAV, what song? You're not thinking of Buffalo Springfield's For What It's Worth: "There's something happening here, what it is ain't exactly clear." or Aerosmith's Livin' on the Edge: "Something's wrong with the world today, but I don't know what it is" are you?
<ajiav> "Ballad of a Thin Man" from Highway 61 Revisited

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