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Most Emailed Photos - 04/22/2004 by Philbert Desenex
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Hi, my name is Mort, and I'd like to welcome you to my hilarious world of wit!

Here we take totally banal snapshots of nondescript people and furry animals, and transform them into mind-boggling manifestations of mental decay.

We have a slap-happy gang or regulars - guypaulo, Dave Bryden, Lauren, obtuse, Roger Mexico, and many more -here shown on their weekend offtime when they are too drained to caption.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Bah! That's absurd!
We WOULD caption over the weekend if only there were new photos up!

Also, Clay is MUCH more masculine than me, and you got Lauren's hairlip all wrong.

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