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Most Emailed Photos - 04/22/2004 by guyPaulo
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"HERMAN!!!!! Take out the trash you lazy bum! Then run my bath and feed the cats. DO IT NOW I SAID! God! I should have married your sexy brother, you jizz-burping ass-clown!"

When Grandpa was arrested for finally killing Grandma, the neighbors were all shocked, but not me. She was a real bitch.

I was suprised, however, that he choose to kill her with such panache by tying her to the bottom of a go-cart on one of those fun race tracks.

Clay: "Dang, this thing is slow. It feels like there's something dragging beneath us. And what's that god-awfull smell???"

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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